You may think other fruits are better, but no, no they aren’t. This post is in praise of the glorious, wonderful, bountiful, ever-giving watermelon. God’s blessing to those gifted with taste.
While I was sick this weekend, you comforted me, Watermelon. The only food I could reliably consume and have maintain its position as consumed. You were not deceptive in your appeal, as other foods were.